Free Free Free!

Judg3 · Post by **Judg3** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 7:15 pm

Ok, I was bored and ordered 5,000 portable ashtrays from R.J. Reynolds. Yes, 5000. They are foil packets basically and I dont have any idea why the hell I ordered all of them. Anyway, if you want one send a self addressed stamped envelope to
Free AshTray from Judg3
P.O. Box 2252
Kenosha, WI
53141

Help me get rid of these!

Fu Manchu · Post by **Fu Manchu** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 1:58 pm

ummmm.... did you get these for free ?

why would you order so many too ? lol

Judg3 · Post by **Judg3** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 8:13 pm

Yeah, Im sort of a whore when it comes to free stuff. Someone showed me this form and I thought, ok let's see if they actually send it out. Well, umm, they sent it out hehe

Fu Manchu · Post by **Fu Manchu** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 8:56 pm

how big are they .. i will use them as clay pigeons

PULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................................chh chh .... BOOM!!!

hehe

Judg3 · Post by **Judg3** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 9:02 pm

Well, IMHO, they don't even qualify as ashtrays. They are basically foil packets, longer then a pack of smokes but not as wide, and about as think as 2 pieces of paper. I was somewhat disappointed, but hell - it WAS free hehe

Fu Manchu · Post by **Fu Manchu** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 9:24 pm

are they aluminium ?

if so take them to a recylcer and cash them in

TheManiacal1 · Post by **TheManiacal1** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:42 am

Originally posted by pimpin joe
are they aluminium ?

if so take them to a recylcer and cash them in

what a capitalist...

chottoED · Post by **chottoED** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:43 am

silly goose!

Judg3 · Post by **Judg3** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 4:27 am

Hrmm, I never thought about recycling them... Thats a plan... But I doubt theyd take it, seeing as its printed all over with the RJ Reynolds logo and all. But if they do, well then, I think Ill be making 100,000$ year recycling aluminus, all at .11 pound! So Im thinking I'd need 909091 pounds. I'm going to guess these way about a quarter ounce, each. That means theres 64 to a pound. So, in other words, if they recycling plant takes them, next tim I order I should ask for 58,181,824 of them.

If this plan works, expect to see me in the next late night infomercial!

tyler_durden · Post by **tyler_durden** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 12:38 pm

i think you have created a new way for the states to recoup all that lost money from smoking deaths. write your attourney general

Sloopyman · Post by **Sloopyman** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:51 am

Put 'em up on E-bay. Someone's sure to buy them.