She's in the guest bath.
If you've been following the adventures of my Turkey, she had a breathing tube inserted into her side so she could breath. She has a fungal infection in her lungs blocking the trachea. Turkeys (most birds) do not have diaphrams and basically you can punch a hole in their chest and they can breath through it (next time I choke on a piece of rice I'm going to remember that).
Tube should come out in the next few days but she can't be outside while she has it in her or she'll get dirt in it.
Bird's doing much better. She has her appetite back and she's playful again. Most of the time she's in the cage and the cats can come in and visit (she loves company). We let her stretch her wings for a few hours a day though.
Hey, it's a bathroom right? Heck I've been to houses with people who own giant parrots and the damn things are pooping all over the floor. This turkey's cleaner than some of them I've seen.
"GREEN ACRES WE.. ARE.. HERE!"
