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Paris Hilton Hacked?
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Hmmm...the phone number for Rite Aid. Would be interesting to know what her prescriptions are.
"Australia, Me". I wonder if Crowe has that number for when she's in town...
"Blake". Ummm...Robert Blake? Wasn't she a contract killer in "The Simple Life: Assassins"?
Columbo!! Now that totally rocks, I loved that show. Or, it's her dealer. Whatever.
"Dave, Super". OMFG...she knows Super Dave Osborne??? I love that guy! "Balloon ball"...hahahahahahaaaa, still cracks me up.
Hmmm...an entry for "Diva". That could be fvcking anybody she knows! Or her own phone. It's anybody's guess at this point.
"Donught" (secret code for Krispy Kreme...otherwise, that bitch Nicole would want to eat half of her dozen, and everybody knows that purging is something best done alone...)
"Dr par"...the guy who tells her when to pick up at Rite Aid?
"Fred Durst"...ok, someone has an "unreleased video" somewhere, I'm sure of it...
"Egplant dike ass"...well, at least that eggplant spelled "dike ass" correctly...
"Feed the children"...local number of Tony Romas, for when Tinkerbell gets hungry
"Goddess, Paris" and the AOL addy is "godesparis"...so I can understand why she has to keep it in her book: she can't remember the spelling of her email addy
"House, Paris"...um, home number? Or does she just know an enormous number of people named "Paris"?
"Harris, Dr. Randy" has one number. "Harris, Randy" has another. Hmmm, a Rite Aid supplier that she also sleeps with behind his wife's back? Stay tuned...
"Hilton, San fransico" HAH! Should have asked a gay dude how to spell it...
"King, Stephen"...is she the inspiration for his new book, "The Simple Death"?
"Lavigne, Avril"...THERE WE GO!! Wanna bad-ass time? Let's call her...
"Life, Glamorest, candycane@tmail.com" Is this Paris Hilton's "Mr. Myogi"? Does the "glamorest life" consist of "wax on-wax off"?
"Lohan, Lindsay". Yum...breast-enhancement advice buddy?
"Lucas"...um, George? Probably still pissed she didn't get the part of Queen Amidala...
"Me house". OK, she misspelled "my", but somehow I still can't cut her any slack...
"Mom" [everbody, now] "awwwww, cute!"
"Muniz, Frankie". OK, I see a chapel, pink roses, Tinkerbell carrying the ring...people vomiting...
"Neo/jason". Possible boyfriend. But is he The One?
"Olsen, Ashley" Notice how there isn't an entry for Mary-Kate...cuz she's a bitch. Or perhaps they're Rite Aid buddies? Stay tuned...
"Party Guy". Great. This explains why I've been getting a sh!tload of calls all day...
"Pat, Dr." How many doctors does this chick need for Rite Aid, anyway?
"Popoo". It's spelled "poo-poo". For christ's sake, that friggin' dog Tinkerbell has it's own friggin' cell...
"Rich, Richie" Wow! I read that comic book for YEARS when I was a kid! I had no idea that kid was REAL! He must be balding and wide in the belly by now, tho'...
"Shapiro, Robert". Has she slashed anybody's throat lately? Who knows...but I thought this was interesting...
"Southwest Airlines" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, as if she's ever flown an airline where "every seat is first class"....
"Twiggy"...wow, she's still around?
"Vegas" Oh, of course...she has the number for the CITY
"Vin Diesel" Now I'm starting to find a little respect for her phone list. But it took getting to the "V" section...
"X". We all have an "X" in our little black books. And our wives will never stop pestering us who "X" really is...
"Australia, Me". I wonder if Crowe has that number for when she's in town...
"Blake". Ummm...Robert Blake? Wasn't she a contract killer in "The Simple Life: Assassins"?
Columbo!! Now that totally rocks, I loved that show. Or, it's her dealer. Whatever.
"Dave, Super". OMFG...she knows Super Dave Osborne??? I love that guy! "Balloon ball"...hahahahahahaaaa, still cracks me up.
Hmmm...an entry for "Diva". That could be fvcking anybody she knows! Or her own phone. It's anybody's guess at this point.
"Donught" (secret code for Krispy Kreme...otherwise, that bitch Nicole would want to eat half of her dozen, and everybody knows that purging is something best done alone...)
"Dr par"...the guy who tells her when to pick up at Rite Aid?
"Fred Durst"...ok, someone has an "unreleased video" somewhere, I'm sure of it...
"Egplant dike ass"...well, at least that eggplant spelled "dike ass" correctly...
"Feed the children"...local number of Tony Romas, for when Tinkerbell gets hungry
"Goddess, Paris" and the AOL addy is "godesparis"...so I can understand why she has to keep it in her book: she can't remember the spelling of her email addy
"House, Paris"...um, home number? Or does she just know an enormous number of people named "Paris"?
"Harris, Dr. Randy" has one number. "Harris, Randy" has another. Hmmm, a Rite Aid supplier that she also sleeps with behind his wife's back? Stay tuned...
"Hilton, San fransico" HAH! Should have asked a gay dude how to spell it...
"King, Stephen"...is she the inspiration for his new book, "The Simple Death"?
"Lavigne, Avril"...THERE WE GO!! Wanna bad-ass time? Let's call her...
"Life, Glamorest, candycane@tmail.com" Is this Paris Hilton's "Mr. Myogi"? Does the "glamorest life" consist of "wax on-wax off"?
"Lohan, Lindsay". Yum...breast-enhancement advice buddy?
"Lucas"...um, George? Probably still pissed she didn't get the part of Queen Amidala...
"Me house". OK, she misspelled "my", but somehow I still can't cut her any slack...
"Mom" [everbody, now] "awwwww, cute!"
"Muniz, Frankie". OK, I see a chapel, pink roses, Tinkerbell carrying the ring...people vomiting...
"Neo/jason". Possible boyfriend. But is he The One?
"Olsen, Ashley" Notice how there isn't an entry for Mary-Kate...cuz she's a bitch. Or perhaps they're Rite Aid buddies? Stay tuned...
"Party Guy". Great. This explains why I've been getting a sh!tload of calls all day...
"Pat, Dr." How many doctors does this chick need for Rite Aid, anyway?
"Popoo". It's spelled "poo-poo". For christ's sake, that friggin' dog Tinkerbell has it's own friggin' cell...
"Rich, Richie" Wow! I read that comic book for YEARS when I was a kid! I had no idea that kid was REAL! He must be balding and wide in the belly by now, tho'...
"Shapiro, Robert". Has she slashed anybody's throat lately? Who knows...but I thought this was interesting...
"Southwest Airlines" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, as if she's ever flown an airline where "every seat is first class"....
"Twiggy"...wow, she's still around?
"Vegas" Oh, of course...she has the number for the CITY
"Vin Diesel" Now I'm starting to find a little respect for her phone list. But it took getting to the "V" section...
"X". We all have an "X" in our little black books. And our wives will never stop pestering us who "X" really is...