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In Just 3 Words. . .

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail
when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy
young woman entered.
She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly towards him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything,
that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment,
withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills,
which he pressed into the young woman's hand.

He looked into her eyes & slowly,
meaningfully said,
"Paint my house!"





;)
Hmmmm...... 2 bucks and all it does is transport matter.I'll give you 35 cents
Precious like a mother's love....or the other kind?
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Post by d_b »

43 and the memory is going fast. Each morning I forget to take my geritol, put my glasses on, put my false tooth in and wonder where I am going. Any on seen my viagra?
I'm not lazy by nature, I work very hard at being lazy.
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Post by HellRaiser&BeerD »

Don't you just love going into a room and getting distracted..
and then being unable to remember what you came there for? ;)
Hmmmm...... 2 bucks and all it does is transport matter.I'll give you 35 cents
Precious like a mother's love....or the other kind?
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
Patriotism is the first refuge of a moron.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Democracy was getting old, anyway.
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Post by PreDatoR »

I do that and i'm only 25 so i'm gonna be real screwed by the time i'm 40 lol
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Post by HellRaiser&BeerD »

Just heard on Cnn that airlines are eliminating
the senior discount

I didn't know there was such a thing
Hmmmm...... 2 bucks and all it does is transport matter.I'll give you 35 cents
Precious like a mother's love....or the other kind?
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
Patriotism is the first refuge of a moron.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Democracy was getting old, anyway.
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Post by surffguyy501 »

Need Help:


Are you over-the-hill if you still feel young, but
teen-age girls have started calling you "sir" ????


????????
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Post by TonyH »

"And you know that you're over the hill
When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill"
Old Folks Boogie- Little Feat


And I ain't there yet. :D
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Post by two slow »

I'll be joining in a few more years.
Hmmmm.... 17. When I was 17 I figured I'd be DEAD at 40.
The life I was living I figured it would be 35, or younger.
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Post by jasper »

Some of you guys are scaring me :D I don't think I want to be the leader anymore :p I just turned 40 ... feel like life is just beginning :)

I say we vote the oldest pca'er as the leader ... Mr. Computer ... Sethpa , what do you two think ;) Both 50 ... we need to vote on this gang :D
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Post by HellRaiser&BeerD »

I think we nee a more illustrious name befitting the mint members
of this gifted group

How about vintage geek?

Suggestions???
Hmmmm...... 2 bucks and all it does is transport matter.I'll give you 35 cents
Precious like a mother's love....or the other kind?
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
Patriotism is the first refuge of a moron.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Democracy was getting old, anyway.
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Post by surffguyy501 »

I don't even tell my age to MYSELF !!!
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Post by FlyingPenguin »

I look young for my age - especially when I wear a hat (I still have a full head of hair but there's a few gray hairs coming in) so I occasionally get carded.

Funny how good it makes ya feel at my age to get carded. Last time I got carded I kissed the guy :)
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Post by jasper »

Originally posted by FlyingPenguin
I look young for my age - especially when I wear a hat (I still have a full head of hair but there's a few gray hairs coming in) so I occasionally get carded.

Funny how good it makes ya feel at my age to get carded. Last time I got carded I kissed the guy :)

Sooooo , you kissed a guy ? :B What else would you like to tell us ;)

I mean it ... I don't want to be the leader anymore :D

Hammer ... change my title to "Former President and CEO of the Over the Hill Gang" please ;)
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Post by renovation »

wheres my cane at !
i need a couple of things from walgreens im running low on :(
hope my s.s. check got deposted today ~
ok ELMA call dial a ride or the lady from that outreach center !
so i can get my stuff ~
lets see were did i put that list !
here it is !

1 box polygrip
1carton of efferdent
3 packs of depends med size
1 large pack of depends for sleeping
1 set of plastic bed sheets for a full size bed .
2 boxs of epsin salt
1 lg bottle of rubbing alcohol
2 walgreen wintergreen mints
1 27 in brown shoelaces
if still on sale a hot water bottle !
red lipstick for elma
and some oil of olay for her birthday !
the Last time I was Talking to myself . I got into such a heated argument . that is why I swore I never talk to that guy again. you know what it worked now no buddy talking to me. :help
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Post by d_b »

The first two on your list I actually use. The polygrip though is like putting caulking in your mouth.
I'm not lazy by nature, I work very hard at being lazy.
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