Pop Rocks...someone suing

Executioner · Post by **Executioner** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 4:28 pm

ilike2bbarefoot · Post by **ilike2bbarefoot** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 6:30 pm

"Hi, my dumb kid was never taught to eat food slowly or to chew things thoroughly. Thus, as the irresponsible parent and selfish member of society that I am, I am going to sue you for damages that were never actually incurred on top of the outlandish medical expenses I contracted because I knew the court system would make you pay for the three days worth of Pay-per-view that I enjoyed while holding my poor, sleeping daughter's hand in the luxurious hospital we stayed at."

grrrrr........

UberNeuman · Post by **UberNeuman** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 6:38 pm

Sounds like those folks never heard of Tums...

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 7:12 pm

Jesus Christ what the hell is this world coming too?? I use to do that all the damn time when i was kid. Eat pop rocks and chug pepsi. Was awesome for belching contests! Sounds like that girl should learn how to burp. I woulda been having a blast with it!

Zakar · Post by **Zakar** » Fri Jul 06, 2001 2:34 pm

I live very close to alamo, its filled with extrmely wealthy people who have nothing else better to do

In case your wondering, I doubt anything will come of this. If the product has not cause harm in any other children, then its highly unlikely that a judge will let some richie rich family get even more money. Money Grubbing bitches...

Kaworu · Post by **Kaworu** » Sat Jul 07, 2001 6:33 pm

Ewww, fizzes, like, foams up? Sound gross

Planker · Post by **Planker** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 12:09 am

title says it all, Pop Rocks kick ass.

I love um and think that girl should eat them like that again, except die this time cus she was stupid enough to sue the pop rocks people.

Kaworu · Post by **Kaworu** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 1:56 am

I love um and think that girl should eat them like that again, except die this time cus she was stupid enough to sue the pop rocks people.

Well I think that is pushing it a little, nobody needs to die because they are stupid. There population would drastically fall!