Mind bender...

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 1:02 am

Okay lets see if this works. You ask me questions in order to figure this out. I can only answer with yes, no, or irrelevant. If you know the answer already, then put a sock in it, but feel free to help me answer questions

A man is walking down a beach and stops at a shoreside restaurant for dinner. When the waiter comes to take his order, he asks for the day's special. The waitor returns with a perfect looking albatross pie. He takes one bite of the pie, runs to the bathroom and kills himself. Why?

Solstice · Post by **Solstice** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 3:14 am

Was the albatross dead?

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 8:11 am

Yes.

Okay this could take a long time, so I'll try to help along the way. Remember it was a perfect albatross pie.... exactly how it should be.

tyler_durden · Post by **tyler_durden** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 8:41 am

is bitslap crazy?

tunis5000 · Post by **tunis5000** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 11:48 am

""I'm like the Pythagorean Theorum, I cant be solved"
--Shaquille O'Neal"

I take it Shaq isn't all that bright?

Umm back on topic, does his suicide have anything to do with the pie?

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 12:02 pm

No. bitslap is not crazy

Yes, the albatross pie is important.

Rezillo · Post by **Rezillo** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 12:30 pm

albatross can also mean = "A constant, worrisome burden". Does that have anything to do with it?

Zyph · Post by **Zyph** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 12:56 pm

Ok, officially I'm staying out of this one. (Meaning asking questions.....I WILL help answering though.)

bS: I sent you a PM....did'ya get it?

succubiss · Post by **succubiss** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 1:17 pm

Did the man have a prior relationship with the albatross?

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 2:39 pm

Rezillo: No.

Zyph: Yes, although the explanation I heard is a little watered down.

Succubiss: Yes.

CaterpillarAssassin · Wed Jul 11, 2001 11:28 pm

did the albatross taste horrbily bad?

bitSLAP · Post by **bitSLAP** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 11:58 pm

No. It tasted fine

TheManiacal1 · Post by **TheManiacal1** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 12:00 pm

his wife's name was Albatross?

Zyph · Post by **Zyph** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 12:25 pm

I'm gonna give bS a hand here and let you know Maniacal1: NO.

TheManiacal1 · Post by **TheManiacal1** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 12:44 pm

LOL... oh well... there went *that* idea...