dam racoons

renovation · Post by **renovation** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 9:52 pm

i had one racoon coming on my front deck last week -now i have 2

getting the dam cat food and they the cats stay on the lawn chairs and watch them

and my dog gos nuts !!!!! in the house

runk

Kaworu · Post by **Kaworu** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 10:39 pm

First they just want to live under your house. Then, they just want a little bit of cat food. Next they will want a nicer place to live, cable TV, broadband, and a water bed. *breaks out his rifle* Bwahahaha better run coons! :|

ilike2bbarefoot · Post by **ilike2bbarefoot** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 10:47 pm

One of the guys from my church back home (in Michigan, coincidentally

) Hunts raccoons and woodchucks for farmers. He's got a military-grade sniper rifle he uses

They don't get no water bed from him

Fu Manchu · Post by **Fu Manchu** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 11:06 pm

i think a 10gauge would work better then a sniper rifle heheehe

dadx2mj · Post by **dadx2mj** » Sun Aug 12, 2001 12:44 am

My Dad has racoons tearing up his flower garden. Kind of freeked me out because he lives in the middle of a big city. I have no idea where the coons come from. Anyway he decided he was going to shoot them with a wrist rocket sling shoot. He got some big ball bearings and set up to ambush them. Just like clock work they showed up and he nailed one right in the back of the head or neck. The damn thing stood up and kind of growled at him and went right back to tearing up the garden. When he got nailed the second time he decided the neighbors garden looked better and left. My Dad claimed victory only to go down in defeat the next night when they showed up and tore up his whole garden while he was out to dinner.

renovation · Post by **renovation** » Sun Aug 12, 2001 12:52 am

2 winter ago they got into my inlaws house while they were in florida for the winter -what a mess there home insurance company got a big bill on the damages

and they got new carpet and lots of new dishs the racoons got in the kitchen cabnets and broke all the dishs -think they were playing frizbee with the plates

I WONDER IF THESE WERE JEWISH RACOONS THEY BROKE DISHS AND SPEAD RICE IN THE HOUSE -MUST OF BEEN A HELL OF A WEDDING

Kaworu · Post by **Kaworu** » Sun Aug 12, 2001 5:57 am

ROFLOL I can just see it now Reno...

"So its all Lay-Z-boy, eh?"

sethpa · Post by **sethpa** » Sun Aug 12, 2001 6:34 am

'reno, those cats are smart enough to know not to tangle with a full grown racoon. Time for some .22 caliber justice.

sethpa

Viperoni · Post by **Viperoni** » Sun Aug 12, 2001 7:56 am

At least you dont have a recurring pack of skunks traversing your neighbourhood

Can you say "Desert Eagle.....point 5 oh?"

cjinx · Post by **cjinx** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 5:57 pm

Raccoons are cool.....Here on base, we feed 'em alot, even though we're not supposed to. Although, one of the f**kers did steal a bag of Doritos from my ass....

Zakar · Post by **Zakar** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 6:01 pm

I don tknow why some of you are so angry, I mean, you ARE the ones who encroached upon their habitat. Furthermore, their kind has been here long before humans. I like raccoons, I feed them, and believe it or not, they socialize with my cats. They sort "hang" out

Post by **sbp** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 8:49 pm

Originally posted by Zakar
I don tknow why some of you are so angry, I mean, you ARE the ones who encroached upon their habitat. Furthermore, their kind has been here long before humans.

Please explain how you know that racoons have been longer in a area where a person is living?

Zakar · Post by **Zakar** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 8:59 pm

Raccoons and humanity, think a little broader, their species has been here a lot longer than you or I...

cjinx · Post by **cjinx** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 9:15 pm

I like raccoons, I feed them, and believe it or not, they socialize with my cats. They sort "hang" out

That's kool.....

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