How to confuse a Telemarketer.....funny stuff

[Zyph]

My teenage brother decided he wanted to have some fun with a telemarker that called this morning (remember, this is our HOME phone ).

Conversation went like this:

[ring]
Brother: "Hello.....Domino's Pizza.....How can I help you?"
Telemarketer: "uh......is [My Mom's First name] there?"
Brother: "A [Mom's First name] never worked here. Would you like to hear today's special?"
Telemarketer: "Um.....no, sorry to bother you."
Brother: "Are you sure you wouldn't be interested in the Large for $7.99?"
Telemarketer: "No thanks....I guess I have a wrong number. Bye."
[hung up]
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He was trying to do this whole thing without laughing.....but when he hung up the phone....we both broke out in a fit of laughter. He never worked at a pizza place....he's just ordered pizza too many times!

(BTW: We knew it was a telemarketer because we got that [ring][pick up phone][line is hung up]. You know....when they are calling 30 people at once but only have 1 telemarketer to talk to so the computer hangs up everyone else.)