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Supaporn Dongkhair, 23, poses after winning the Miss Thailand heaviest contest with a weight of 167 kg (368 pounds) at an elephant ground and zoo in Nakhorn Pathom, south of Bangkok May 1, 2003. The Jumbo Queen contest is held to select the contestant who best exhibits the characteristics of an elephant, by virtue of her grace, elegance and size, to lead the jumbo banquet and help promote elephant conservation causes in Thailand.

Ron Jeremy would do her...

Hey fat women need loving also.

Hey fat women need loving also.

sbp she's all yours .:B

Originally posted by bellringer

sbp she's all yours .:B

Hey, after a 12 pack of beer, you guys would probably do her.

Originally posted by Executioner
Hey, after a 12 pack of beer, you guys would probably do her.

I don't think a Half Gallon of Jack Daniels No. 7 would be enough in her case

Wimps.....

As one of my buddies in college used to say after he was caught with any one of a number of not too thin and not too attractive conquests:

"Anybody can sleep with a pretty girl...."

"Anybody can sleep with a pretty girl...."

They're ALL pretty if you've had too much to drink.

Reasons Why Beer is Better then Religion

No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
Beer has never caused a major war.
Beer is useful when you're down
Beer has been helping ugly people get laid for ages
If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.
There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
You can prove you have a Beer.
Beer is useful: You can drink it.
A beer, drunk properly, is a social winner.
You can switch your brand of beer whenever you want without losing beer-drinking friends.
Beer helps you enjoy life, religion reminds you how shitty people are.
Beer is a social lubricant, religion is a social inhabitant
Beer was instrumental in the formation of the American constitution. All but one of the people who signed the original constitution were brewers - the other was a malter.

OK, I'm on a google hunt...

"Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health." Thomas Jefferson
"Let no man thirst for good beer." Sam Adams
"He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato
"A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation." William Blake
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs." David Daye
"Beer is the reason we get up each afternoon." Ray McNeill
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." Deep Thought, Jack Handy
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." Frank Zappa
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." Kaiser Welhelm
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." Dave Barry
"They who drink beer will think beer." Washington Irving
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder" anon

She'd be cute if it weren't for all those 10 foot pole marks

I think we've all "accidently" woke up with someone like that. I did once and I'm still not sure if anything happened or how she got there. :;

so true, high school partying days- drink her good looking