You know your too big when....

RubberDuckie · Post by **RubberDuckie** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:45 pm

http://www.local6.com/news/2527756/detail.html

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:47 pm

I think they should have just cremated the lady... Not to make fun of the dead but i bet it took more than 6 people or a crane to move that coffin... damn!

Jim Z · Post by **Jim Z** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:38 pm

"never be at peace" my ass. She's dead. She doesn't know about it.

bigcfromcinci · Post by **bigcfromcinci** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:16 am

yes she's dead..but would you have wanted one of yours buried like that??

never be at peace" my ass. She's dead. She doesn't know about it.

The funeral home owners should have handled that differently IMO.

Sean · Post by **Sean** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:07 am

If she was such a good women, she wouldn't be easily bothered by this. Specially if she was secure with herself.

Gand1 · Post by **Gand1** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:50 pm

Were probably only getting half the story anyhow.

Funeral homes can get any size casket you want...... all you need to do is come up with the money!

/redneck

I's want da cheepest one yous got, but it's gonna hafta fit her, man.

/end reneck

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 3:15 pm

two words..

Messed up..

CCS · Post by **CCS** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 7:35 pm

LMFAO! Having the chick sit on the casket was icing on the cake...

Now I know why I've always hated funeral directors...their CHEAP!

Then again you never know what happens once the body leaves your sight..for all anyone knows their mothers body is the center of some twisted orgy.

It's just a shell that once had a spirit/soul in it...so who cares? Not like her or she is coming back for it.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:37 pm

Originally posted by CCS
LMFAO! Having the chick sit on the casket was icing on the cake...

Now I know why I've always hated funeral directors...their CHEAP!

Then again you never know what happens once the body leaves your sight..for all anyone knows their mothers body is the center of some twisted orgy.

It's just a shell that once had a spirit/soul in it...so who cares? Not like her or she is coming back for it.

............. now thats just wrong.. wrong i say WRONG!

FanTum · Post by **FanTum** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:05 pm

Thats nuts! I agree creamation would have been the best answer!!

Her ashes might have fit in this!!!
Big Urn

CCS · Post by **CCS** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:26 am

Originally posted by Seth
............. now thats just wrong.. wrong i say WRONG!

Tell that to the cold & stiff orgy group..

Floater · Post by **Floater** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:51 pm

burial should be outlawed... what a gross, barbaric tradition... put a dead body in the ground to rot. nice.

Demrok · Post by **Demrok** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:30 pm

#1 if she was cremated there's be nothing left...fat is mostly water weigh

Good choice to go, cheap as well!

#2 If the funeral Director was smart he woulda said "You're right! she needs a bigger one" let's find one for her!" then it's more money in his pocket!!!

#3 Who cares about the F'in casket size!!!??? 6 months down the line it's gonna start rotting and her body is gonna be bustin outta there anyway!

people these days....Geebus...

no disgrace to the dead intended!