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The Best words to come out of a woman's mouth...
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:50 am
by Qui Gon-Jinn
"Dear.. Can I come to the LAN and play some games"
Close second is...
"Honey.. I want to learn how to fix a computer"
Guardian Asher.. he's told me how much I suck the last few days.. and I laugh.. the GF comes to the store just to hang out.. and pickup on some of the stuff we do/talk about.. she may be a LVN.. but she wants to be a geek..
:chug
mile
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:58 am
by dadx2mj
The Best words to come out of a woman's mouth...
Talk about an oxymoron!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Best words to come out of a woman's mouth...
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:07 pm
by MegaVectra
Originally posted by Qui Gon-Jinn
"Honey.. I want to learn how to fix a computer"
My reply would go something like this....."Hell NO woman, now go make me a sandwitch!" j/k
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:22 pm
by Karchiveur
I was thinkin "I'n not pregnant"
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:48 pm
by Slugbait
I was thinking, "Honey, should I invite my identical twin for a threesome?"
(note: this is also the worst thing she could say if your woman is fugly)
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:29 pm
by RubberDuckie
Best words to come out of a woman's mouth: " . . . . . . "
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:32 pm
by GuardianAsher
To Qui: YOU SUCK!
Okay, I'm done.
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:53 pm
by EvilHorace
Best words? Are you kidding?
To a guy who's been married for over 23 yrs, how about "I'm in the mood for SEX!" (just like that, no foreplay, talkin', etc, etc, etc, etc before).
another would be "sure, it's OK if you want to go out drinkin' with the guys tonight"
AND it'd best be topped by "when you come home drunk after being out with the guys for hours, let's have some wild sex"
