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Puns R Us

Postby wvjohn » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:35 pm

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round
table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey
maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was
confiscated from algebra class because it
was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies
near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade
thrown into a kitchen in
France would result in

8. Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.

9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit
flies like a banana.

10. A hole has been found in the nudist
camp wall. The police are
looking into it.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were
hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said
to the other, You
stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the
baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on
the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the

15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to
a hospital. When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse
said, 'No change

16. A chicken crossing the
road is poultry in motion.

17. The short fortune-teller who
escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.

18.> The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.

19. A backward poet writes

20. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In
feudalism it's your
count that
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Postby normalicy » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:41 pm

Puns, the lowest form of humor.

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Postby theophilusmousse » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:48 pm

Yet they still manage to be pretty punny.
Run, run, run, as fast as you can...
you can't catch me, I'm the Stinky Cheese Man.

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Postby nitro237 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:32 pm

normalicy wrote:Puns, the lowest form of humor.

Another True Blood fan. I am addicted to it as well.


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Postby normalicy » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:57 pm

Oh no, the forum is going down hill already.

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