Woman high on meth dies after pumping gasoline into her anus

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Woman high on meth dies after pumping gasoline into her anus

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Just when you think you've heard everything:

http://cbsnews10.com/erie-pennsylvania- ... hurJKZu8Sk
A 32-year old Erie, Pennsylvania woman has been killed after an overdose on meth caused her to insert a gas pump nozzle into her anus and begin pumping gasoline.

The woman, who is yet to be formally identified by authorities, is believed to have a record for multiple drug offences in Pennsylvania. Officials who are involved in the investigation believe the latest incident was caused by the woman overdosing on meth.

“The victim has been known to abuse multiple substances, but her drug of choice is meth,” said one investigator. According to witnesses, the woman ran across several lanes of traffic to the gas station and grabbed a pump nozzle before pulling down her skirt.

Horrified motorists looked on as the woman proceeded to shove the nozzle into her anus and begin pumping gas. “Oh that feels good!” she is said to have called out to the onlookers, who were too shocked to attempt to stop her.

The woman continued to pump gas until the cashier activated the emergency stop. She later collapsed onto the ground and paramedics were soon on the scene to provide assistance. However, the gasoline had flooded the woman’s internal organs after it was absorbed through her rectum.

“The gasoline entered her bloodstream and had a toxic effect, shutting down her key organs,” said one doctor who tried in vain to treat the woman when she arrived at hospital. “Unfortunately there was nothing we could do for her.”
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She was trying to wash out the taco bell mud....
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Is it just me or does it seem the world is turning into a Constantine movie? WTH?
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Key Keeper wrote:She was trying to wash out the taco bell mud....
OK lets see how may comments we can come up with:

That's quite an enema

I'd like to see her light that fart on fire

Guess she thought she was hot shit

Maybe she would have had better luck with E-85
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I saw that this story was a hoax but I can't figure out which part. The link to the site reporting it has a hoax has a redirect to a fake Firefox download site.

Anyway, Kerosene works better for cleaning.
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Yeah, several sites reporting it as hoax and the CBS10 website with the original story is down right now.
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FlyingPenguin wrote:Yeah, several sites reporting it as hoax and the CBS10 website with the original story is down right now.
I was about to say, makes sense. That place has some crazy history. I think that's where the dude robbed a bank wearing a bomb around his neck.
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Must have had "burning ring of fire" on repeat on her ipod...idk.
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Cbsnews10.com is a hoax website, apparently.
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Oh well, at least I got a chuckle from the responses.
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