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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 1:16 am
by renovation
DIVORCED BARBIE
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.
"How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?"
"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "sound familiar ?
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 1:30 am
by Reg Kmet
LoL
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 2:10 am
by Speck102
Hahaha... too funny.
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 6:15 pm
by d_b
It's not funny if your name is Ken.
Yours truely,
Ken
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 7:36 pm
by news
Well Ken, what did you expect? All you wanted was a meaningful overnight relationship
HeHe, nice car
Barbie
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 8:01 pm
by Zyph
Who Gets to keep the computer....Barbie or Ken? :argue
Zyph
(Still working on that Sig....)
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 8:32 pm
by d_b
freebird, who said I wanted a meaningful overniter?
I didn't say that.
You thinkg the car is nice, wait'll you the shiney plastic...oops, there are youngins present.
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 9:18 pm
by news
Ooohh SURE Ken, bring up that "plastic incident" again. See why I couldn't take you any longer than a week
Zyph, ken can keep the computer ... he seems to have a thing for "electronic devices" <img src= "
http://www.pcabusers.net/forums/images/smilewink.gif">
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 10:01 pm
by d_b
Barbie, I thought the "plastic thingy" was an electronic device so shouldn't <b>you</b> keep it? A week?
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 10:30 pm
by news
HeHe, only if you insist <img src= "
http://www.pcabusers.net/forums/images/icons/love2.gif"> BTW, could I borrow the batteries you have that come with the lifetime gaurentee
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 11:25 pm
by blade
Friction causes heat. Heat melts plastic. You'd think they'd be glued to each other by now. aaaaaah, why am I in this thread.
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 11:31 pm
by news
Blade, I thought you would have shown up disguised as G.I.Joe
News Flash!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 5:02 pm
by d_b
This just ripped from the tabloids:
<img src="
http://www.geocities.com/justmefromer/barho.x">
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 5:44 pm
by Wolfman
HAHAHAHAHAHA....nice one <b>d_b</b>
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2001 5:59 pm
by blade
Ok, which one of you guys ran out to buy a Barbie doll after seeing that pic? :lol
