Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

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MAC
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Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

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In honor of my fifteth birthday today, I though I post this little ditty I received at work.

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass

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:) Happy Birthday mac :)
the Last time I was Talking to myself . I got into such a heated argument . that is why I swore I never talk to that guy again. you know what it worked now no buddy talking to me. :help
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! Somebody on here is older than I am, LOL! Happy Bday MAC! :D



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Happy birthday Mac <: Time to start that second childhood Image
Sethpa, yeah ... right :D
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