From Dave L.
"Top Ten Complaints of the Men In Black
10. Should be Men in White from Memorial Day to Labor Day
9. Remaining anonymous precludes them from winning Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes
8. Spider-Man gets to wear all the really cool outfits
7. When you try to tell a woman about where you work she ends up thinking
you're an unemployed Star Trek geek
6. Sick and tired of everyone requesting "Boy Named Sue"
(sorry, that's a complaint of the Man in Black)
5. Your partner showing up in gray on Casual Fridays
4. Why won't that kid from the Dell commercials shut-up already?
3. Two words: alien breath
2. Being called out to investigate a huge, slimy creature
and finding out it's only Marlon Brando
1. They fight alien slime 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
and some pansy major league pitcher can't finish a game

Hmmmm...... 2 bucks and all it does is transport matter.I'll give you 35 cents
Precious like a mother's love....or the other kind?
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
Patriotism is the first refuge of a moron.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Democracy was getting old, anyway.