Transformers: ROTF
Transformers: ROTF
wow...sounds like a bust. such a shame...but i'll skip paying $12.50 to see it on IMAX.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transfo ... he_fallen/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transfo ... he_fallen/
from CNN
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" -- the most terrible revenge since Montezuma's -- is louder, longer and lamer than the 2007 hit it succeeds.
Both Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox run away a lot in new "Transformers" -- she in slow motion, says Tom Charity.
Which is saying a lot.
Long story short: The Decepticons are back, fixed on destroying Sam (Shia LaBeouf), Optimus Prime and the Earth, in that order.
Produced by Hasbro -- the accompanying trailer for "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" suggests that the company's not-exactly-subtle strategy is to mass market war toys for boys -- "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a grotesque exercise in hyperinflation. At 149 minutes, it's longer than "2001," "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" or "Star Wars." In fact, this may be the emptiest epic ever made.
Director Michael Bay is famous for blowing things up, but you could invade a small country with less firepower than he expends on this extended-length commercial.
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" -- the most terrible revenge since Montezuma's -- is louder, longer and lamer than the 2007 hit it succeeds.
Both Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox run away a lot in new "Transformers" -- she in slow motion, says Tom Charity.
Which is saying a lot.
Long story short: The Decepticons are back, fixed on destroying Sam (Shia LaBeouf), Optimus Prime and the Earth, in that order.
Produced by Hasbro -- the accompanying trailer for "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" suggests that the company's not-exactly-subtle strategy is to mass market war toys for boys -- "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a grotesque exercise in hyperinflation. At 149 minutes, it's longer than "2001," "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" or "Star Wars." In fact, this may be the emptiest epic ever made.
Director Michael Bay is famous for blowing things up, but you could invade a small country with less firepower than he expends on this extended-length commercial.
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Every time I hear Michael Bay all i can think of is this:
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There were!normalicy wrote:Goes to show, one man's trash is another man's treasure. I'm likely to watch it anyhow after the crowds die down just because I liked the first & even if the story is crap, I expect there will be good effects.
One that they NEED to fix though, she is running "slow" and you can see the CGI explosions INFRONT of here when they should be behind her
Speaking of movie critics, What crack were they smoking when they reviewed the happening? That was a crap move.
On the same token, I would like to see a Michale Bay movie with no explosions. it would be like the Happening (no twist!)
On the same token, I would like to see a Michale Bay movie with no explosions. it would be like the Happening (no twist!)
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Most of the consumer reviews gave negative feedback as well. Many people said that they loved the first movie, but hated the new one. Makes me worry when even the consumers don't like it.Movie critics are the least useful source of information when you judge how good a movie is. They seem to pound on action movies more nowadays and love those repetitive drama types.
Yes from what i have been reading this is true, but still, gonna go see it.normalicy wrote:Most of the consumer reviews gave negative feedback as well. Many people said that they loved the first movie, but hated the new one. Makes me worry when even the consumers don't like it.
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