Swedish rice!

EvilHorace · Post by **EvilHorace** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:31 pm

Just for fun, a riced out Volvo V70 IF the site's working when you click (not always). I wonder if these guys know that people everywhere are laughing at their (cough) ......."ride"

http://au.geocities.com/ozbrick850/gall-weald.html

Dunno, I'd have my doubts about the "400 HP" too.

BillyGoat · Post by **BillyGoat** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:46 pm

holy shit look at that wing, are you sure this isnt the new multi task force fighter?

Pugsley · Post by **Pugsley** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:09 am

Trust me.. its has 400 HP....

Of brake power!

rat fink · Post by **rat fink** » Sat Apr 19, 2003 8:33 pm

maybe its 400 hp of bullsh*t the guy is just blabbing that fast.
either way its UGLY really ugly. so ugly the crushers wouldn't even touch it, maybe so bad fire would burn around the car even if you dump gas onto the car. lol

either way its UGLY

Sean · Post by **Sean** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 12:32 am

That car is so ugly, I would kill myself before I'd find myself within 10 feet of that ugly, poor, abused Volvo.

DoPeY5007 · Post by **DoPeY5007** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 12:47 am

Judg3 · Post by **Judg3** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 2:22 am

You know what that wing reminds me off? This huge POS Dodge Neon in town here. It's got an all almuminum wing thats about 4 feet tall. It looks ugly as HELL. And the kicker? The guy says it was a factory addon, I call BullSh*t on that though. What automaker in their right mind would make an option so ass ugly?!

EvilHorace · Post by **EvilHorace** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:45 am

There's a Honda dealer next to the building I work at (same owner btw) and we get to see all sorts of "riced out" Hondas daily and hear that "weedwacker of 'roids" exhaust as they barely move in the area. I like the add-on wings that look like those seen on top fuel dragsters, bolted to the trunk lids where the sheet metal distorts from wind resistance, very impressive

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:58 am

LOL that car is beyond rice! lol i think most rice boys would be embarrassed to drive that THING!

Pugsley · Post by **Pugsley** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:06 am

every time I see ricers with big "wings" i think of Roadrunners.

Lmandrake · Post by **Lmandrake** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:21 am

At least the Superbird and Dodge Daytona were built by Chrysler so they had enough production to use the aero bodies in NASCAR.

Ford made a special aerodynamic Torino at the time for the same purpose but it was not nearly as radical.

The Superbird and Daytona were so dominant, NASCAR changed the rules to limit their engines so the other makes could have a chance.

I was actually a NASCAR fan at the time and remember Richard Petty, Charlie Glotzbach and some crazy kid from Massachusetts (??) who drove on Petty's team tearing up the ovals in the wing cars...

Viperoni · Post by **Viperoni** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 10:06 am

The bird's wing was directly tied into the frame of the car.... downforce

Pugsley · Post by **Pugsley** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:47 pm

yea... and you could sit on it and not worry about bending it. it was great!

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:42 pm

someone has a bird around here that they restored. its all original and a beautiful car...

EvilHorace · Post by **EvilHorace** » Thu May 08, 2003 10:01 pm

......and today we see "ricers" add those 'top fuel car' type wings to the trunk lids of their Hondas. It's especially "cool"

when the added wind resistance on those bends the trunks sheet metal.