Onion Coatz Layering System (April Fools gag)

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This coating system is so shiny and durable, it will MAKE YOU CRY!

Why settle for basic coatings with only 1 or 2 layers? With Onion Coatz Layering System, you'll have not one, not two, not even three layers of coating to apply; but 27 individual super nano ultra durable cosmic coatings.

Directions:

Apply Onion Coatz #1
Wait 12 hours
Apply Onion Coatz #2
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Apply Onion Coatz #3
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Apply Onion Coatz #4
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Apply Onion Coatz #5
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Apply Onion Coatz #6
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Apply Onion Coatz #7
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Apply Onion Coatz #8
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Apply Onion Coatz #9
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Apply Onion Coatz #10
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Apply Onion Coatz #11
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Apply Onion Coatz #12
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Apply Onion Coatz #13
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Apply Onion Coatz #14
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Apply Onion Coatz #15
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Apply Onion Coatz #16
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Apply Onion Coatz #17
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Apply Onion Coatz #18
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Apply Onion Coatz #19
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Apply Onion Coatz #20
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Apply Onion Coatz #21
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Apply Onion Coatz #22
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Apply Onion Coatz #23
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Apply Onion Coatz #24
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Apply Onion Coatz #25
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Apply Onion Coatz #26
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Apply Onion Coatz #27