Shopping at Walmart

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Shopping at Walmart

Postby TonyH » Wed May 15, 2019 12:23 pm

Walked into Wal Mart…

So…I’m at Wal Mart buying a bag of dog food for the dog. I’m in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food I thought!! So, being the smarty pants I can sometimes be, I told her No, I don’t have a dog. I’m starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time. I lost 50 lbs. before I woke up in Intensive Care, with tubes coming out of my orifices and IV’s in both arms. I told her that essentially it was a perfect diet…all you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and every time you get hungry, simply eat one or two. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I’m going to try it again. By now everyone in line was interested in this story. The lady then asked me if I ended up in ICU because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no…I stepped off a curb to smell a poodle’s butt and got hit by a car…

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Re: Shopping at Walmart

Postby FlyingPenguin » Wed May 15, 2019 1:51 pm

- “On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and a complete narcissistic moron.” - H.L. Mencken, 1920


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Re: Shopping at Walmart

Postby Executioner » Wed May 15, 2019 2:13 pm

Before grabbing your bag of dog food, you should have checked your attire. ;)


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Re: Shopping at Walmart

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Re: Shopping at Walmart

Postby darcy » Tue May 28, 2019 6:25 pm

lol ;)
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