Love has no boundaries,, ;)

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Love has no boundaries,, ;)

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LOVE...... has no boundaries. An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided
to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
;)
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Lily, 1995 - 2009 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >

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They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.
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LMAO
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This is me.
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normalicy wrote:This is me.
Lol! ;)
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.
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Haha good one
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