1. She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, her head is flat so you can put cocktails on it.
2. The sport model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in.
3. The economy model, she fcks all night and at midnight she turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.
What's the definition of the perfect woman?
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