Yo' mama

renovation · Post by **renovation** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 1:11 am

Yo' mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!

CaterpillarAssassin · Sun Jul 22, 2001 10:59 pm

Well ren, at least my mom aint as bad as yours

and tell her to stop putting up her dance videos!

http://www.gotlaughs.com/movies/salsa.shtml

Link courtesy of beef

cjinx · Post by **cjinx** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 5:52 pm

Yo mama's so ugly, you could put her face in dough, and make monster cookies.....

succubiss · Post by **succubiss** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 7:01 pm

haha,

yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Fu Manchu · Post by **Fu Manchu** » Sat Aug 04, 2001 1:38 am

y0 moma so fat she uses a rool of TP and a rope for a tampon....... Bada Bing

Koo Koo Mouse · Post by **Koo Koo Mouse** » Sat Aug 04, 2001 11:45 am

OHH thats harsh!! LOL!

Your Mama's so fat the cops take one look and say " OK lets break it up guys"

Fu Manchu · Post by **Fu Manchu** » Sat Aug 04, 2001 10:53 pm

heheh i know tons more too .. taht one is not as harsh as others i know and cant say on here

news · Post by **news** » Sun Aug 05, 2001 9:19 pm

Found the mother load of Yo' Mamma jokes here

Kazer · Post by **Kazer** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 2:54 am

Yo mama so stupid she thought "Hamburger Helper" came with a person

Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."