Fish Sandwiches.....sorta perverted!

Zyph · Post by **Zyph** » Sat Jul 21, 2001 2:28 pm

OK, a little notice first, this joke is sorta perverted/adult joke. If you can't handle it, click "Back" Now.
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Here Goes:

A Mother was with her little son at the zoo. As they were walking around, they saw two Chimps going at it. The Son quickly asked “Mommy, what are they doing?” Trying to hide her surprise at the question, she calmly answered “They’re making Fish Sandwiches.” The Son Accepted this answer and they went on their way.

Later on they were walking home and found two dogs going at it in a neighbor’s lawn. The Son again asked “Mommy, what are they doing?” Sticking to her story, she said “They’re making fish sandwiches.” The son accepted this answer and they went home.

Late in the evening the son was in the Living Room watching TV and heard a lot of noises in his parent’s room above him. After a little while, the mother came downstairs and joined her son in the Living Room. The son looked at the mother and asked, “Were you making Fish sandwiches?” Surprised, she asks, “Why did you ask that?”

The son responded “<b>Because you have tarter sauce on your lip!</b>” :lol

<i>Told you it was perverted!</i>

Viperoni · Post by **Viperoni** » Sat Jul 21, 2001 5:54 pm

ROTFL!

CaterpillarAssassin · Sun Jul 22, 2001 10:50 pm

eww...but lol at the same time

plucky duck · Post by **plucky duck** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 3:23 am

Hipnotic_Tranz · Post by **Hipnotic_Tranz** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 2:28 am

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook :lol Funny but I'm still going to vomit, brb

chottoED · Post by **chottoED** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 1:55 pm

that's some of the funniest shiznitz i've read in a while!