BABY TALK
A baby was born so advanced in development he could talk.
He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked.
"Why, yes, I am," said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, dear, I am," said the mother beaming.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father proudly answered.
The baby motioned him closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts, doesn't it!"
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the Last time I was Talking to myself . I got into such a heated argument . that is why I swore I never talk to that guy again. you know what it worked now no buddy talking to me. 
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahh OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is toooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you, reno for all the great laughs.....and everyone else too. 
I gotta say, so many of the jokes here are so damn funny, but I can't post hahahahahah on every one of them or you all will get sick of my laugh.
I gotta say, so many of the jokes here are so damn funny, but I can't post hahahahahah on every one of them or you all will get sick of my laugh.
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