The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 74.7 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, SH**!"
Only the state of Texas was different, where 92.3 percent of the final words were, "Hey Y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"
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the Last time I was Talking to myself . I got into such a heated argument . that is why I swore I never talk to that guy again. you know what it worked now no buddy talking to me. 
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I can't help it!!:
Warning: Check this list carefully to see if you qualify as a
"redneck".
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
6. You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
7. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
8. Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to
spare a loved one.
9. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
10. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
11. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
12. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
13. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
14. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
15. You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
16. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
17. You've bathed with flea and tick soap.
18. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
19. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
20. You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.
21. You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
22. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
23. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
24. You have a rag for a gas cap.
25. You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
26. Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
27. You had romantic thoughts when you heard sheep bleep
28. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
29. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
30. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
31. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
32. You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.
33. Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take
the wheels off.
34. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the
side.
35. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
36. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
37. You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.
38. You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
39. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
40. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you
home.
41. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of
improvement.
42. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
43. You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
44. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
45. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
46. Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take
them out to see what it is.
Warning: Check this list carefully to see if you qualify as a
"redneck".
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
6. You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
7. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
8. Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to
spare a loved one.
9. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
10. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
11. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
12. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
13. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
14. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
15. You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
16. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
17. You've bathed with flea and tick soap.
18. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
19. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
20. You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.
21. You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
22. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
23. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
24. You have a rag for a gas cap.
25. You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
26. Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
27. You had romantic thoughts when you heard sheep bleep
28. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
29. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
30. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
31. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
32. You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.
33. Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take
the wheels off.
34. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the
side.
35. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
36. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
37. You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.
38. You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
39. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
40. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you
home.
41. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of
improvement.
42. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
43. You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
44. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
45. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
46. Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take
them out to see what it is.