The wish

[NascarFool]

In a locker room when one guy notices the another guy has a cork
in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and found an
old lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a Genie came out.
He said, "I will grant you one wish sir " and I said, "No shit?"