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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida
with his new bride,
Virginia,
Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood
barbershop to say hello to
his
friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, How was a da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everything was a perfect except for
da train a ride down."

What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala
Station. My beautiful
Virginia
had packed a biga basket a food with vino and
cigars for a me, and a we
were looking aforward to da trip. All was OK
until we gotta hungry and
opened up a da luncha basket.

"The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us
and a say, 'No eat in
dese'a car. Musta use a dining car.' So, me and
my beautiful'a Virginia,
we
go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to
open a bottle of vino!

"Conductor walk by me again, wag his a finger and
say, 'No drink'a in
dese'a car. Mu st'a use'a club'a car', so we go
to club'a car.

"While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my
big'a cigar. The
conductor,
he wag'a his finger again and say, 'No smoke'a in
dese'a car. Must'a go
to
smoker car.' We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my
cigar.

"Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to
sleeper car and'a go to
bed.
We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he
walk'a through car
corridor shouting at top of his voice,
'NO'FOLK'A, VIRGINIA! NO'FOLK'A
VIRGINIA!'


"Next'a time, Imadriva down."

ROFL!

lol

'minds me o' this one: ~


A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following;

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend how to spella Mississippi."

what do u call the condition if an italian has only 1 arm.....speech impedament

Originally posted by TheSovereign
what do u call the condition if an italian has only 1 arm.....speech impedament

lol, ~ that remark could well resemble me. i do a lotta gesturin' 4 a non-italian.

The Italian Who Went to Detroit

One day ima go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She bring only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She says to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on plate. She say, you better not piss on the plate, you sonnamabitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonnamabitch.

Later, I go to eat lunch at the Drake restaurant. The waitress brunga me a spoon ana knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonnamabitch. So I go back to my room ina hotel, and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonnamabitch. I go check out and the man at the desk he say, "peace to you." I say piss onna you too, you sonnamabitch.

huh? Does it mean Norfolk Virg?