Johnny Strikes Again

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Johnny Strikes Again

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A school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating.

"The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to See Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word "fascinate".


Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.....
the Last time I was Talking to myself . I got into such a heated argument . that is why I swore I never talk to that guy again. you know what it worked now no buddy talking to me. :help
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that is pure gold
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