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Postby Executioner » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:09 pm

The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my Birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said,"I wanna watch."

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Postby darcy » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:54 pm

lol, ~ u bad, Exec ;)
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Postby d_b » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:04 pm

I'm not lazy by nature, I work very hard at being lazy.

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Postby DoPeY5007 » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:10 pm

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"I'm seriously going to pummel you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!"

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Postby wvjohn » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:41 am

lucky you got a rolex and not a timex
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