A Man died and went to heaven...

Executioner · Post by **Executioner** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 3:29 pm

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock is in Jesus office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Key Keeper · Post by **Key Keeper** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 3:42 pm

LOL.

ive seen this before but was barry instead of the ole hag.

Post by **FlyingPenguin** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:29 pm

I've got dibs on Dick Cheney's clock!

darcy · Post by **darcy** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 2:47 pm