Blonde Joke

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reno
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Blonde Joke

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This is the story of the young blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies.

She, frantically, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!
The pilot had a heart attack and is dead. I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please, someone, help me!"

She then hears a voice on the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine!
Now give me your height and position."

She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary"

"O.K." says the voice on the radio,
"Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven"........................ :rockon:
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Re: Blonde Joke

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LOL
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