https://twitter.com/50nerdsofgrey?lang=en
This is a twttier guy reframing 50 shades of gray into nerd stuff. Some are very good.
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
'Make me feel used, dirty and ashamed! she begged. 'Ok,' he said and took her to the Apple Store.
'I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated,' she said, squirming.
'All right,' he said, and called IT support.