The Candy with the Little Hole.....

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The Candy with the Little Hole.....

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The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ............... Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
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Re: The Candy with the Little Hole.....

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ROFLMAO!!!
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lol, lol!
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LOL
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