The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ............... Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The Candy with the Little Hole.....
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Re: The Candy with the Little Hole.....
ROFLMAO!!!
Christians warn us about the anti-christ for 2,000 years, and when he shows up, they buy a bible from him.
Re: The Candy with the Little Hole.....
lol, lol!
Briquette, 1992 - 2008 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >
Lily, 1995 - 2009 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.
Lily, 1995 - 2009 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.
