Trucker & roadside café

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reno
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Trucker & roadside café

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Trucker made a stop at an off-the-road café and placed his order.
“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”

A blond waitress (it was her first day on the job) didn’t want to look stupid in front of the customer. So she went to the kitchen and asked the cook, ‘This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook replied. ‘Three flat tires means three pancakes. A pair of headlights means two eggs sunny side up. And a pair of running boards means 2 slices of crisp bacon!”
“Oh. OK!” said the blonde, relieved to finally understand the code words. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up! ” :upup
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Re: Trucker & roadside café

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Are you sure the waitress wasn't a brunette?
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LOL.
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