'Bless
me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
girl.'
The
priest asks, 'Is that you, little Michael DiLella
'Yes,
Father, it is.'
'And
who was the girl you were with?'
'I
can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
reputation.'
"Well,
Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well
tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I
cannot say.'
'Was
it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll
never tell. '
'Was
it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm
sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was
it Cathy Piriano?'
'My
lips are sealed.'
'Was
it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please,
Father, I cannot tell you.'
The
priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire
that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be
an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go
say a rosary and behave
yourself.'
Joey
walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'
'Four
months vacation and five good leads.'
ITALIAN ALTAR BOY
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Re: ITALIAN ALTAR BOY
Lol! Having been an altar boy I can relate.
"Turns out I’m 'woke.' All along, I thought I was just compassionate, kind, and good at history. "
Re: ITALIAN ALTAR BOY
lol : )
Briquette, 1992 - 2008 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >
Lily, 1995 - 2009 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.
Lily, 1995 - 2009 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.
Re: ITALIAN ALTAR BOY
LOL, that's a good one.
Re: ITALIAN ALTAR BOY
Wait........
Is the kid's name Michael or Dominic in that joke?
Is the kid's name Michael or Dominic in that joke?