Donation box at the confessional

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Donation box at the confessional

Postby Executioner » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:14 am

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”

The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”

The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”

The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box.”

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, “I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!”

The Irishman replied, “Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!”

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Re: Donation box at the confessional

Postby darcy » Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:42 pm

lol ;)
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Re: Donation box at the confessional

Postby Losbot » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:27 am

LOL

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Re: Donation box at the confessional

Postby normalicy » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:13 am

LOL, got a point there.


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