guys life in a nut shell :(

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reno
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guys life in a nut shell :(

Postby reno » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:24 pm

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.
> At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.
> "Where you wanna go?"
> "Hooters."
> "Why?"
> "Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs …"
> "OK."
> Ten years later at age 40 they play.
> "Where you wanna go?"
> "Hooters.
> "Why?"
> "Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs > and everybody has a little action on the games."
> "OK."
> Ten years later at age 50 they play
> "Where you wanna go?"
> "Hooters."
> "Why?"
> "The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking."
> "OK."
> At age 60 they play
> "Where you wanna go?"
> "Hooters."
> "Why?"
> "Wings are half price."
> "OK"
> At age 70 they play
> "Where you wanna go?"
> "Hooters."
> "Why?"
> "They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door."
> "OK."
> At age 80 they play
> "Where you wanna go?"
> "Hooters."
> "Why?
> "We've never been there before."

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Re: guys life in a nut shell :(

Postby Losbot » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:53 pm

LMAO!
Growing old sucks.


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