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Postby reno » Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:18 pm

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.

She says, "Hello."

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he asks, 'Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's English teacher."

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Re: supermarket

Postby FlyingPenguin » Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:26 pm

- "It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat." – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


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Re: supermarket

Postby normalicy » Mon Dec 25, 2017 1:18 am

LOL! That's how it would happen for me.

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