Blonde at the Super Bowl

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Blonde at the Super Bowl

Postby Executioner » Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:30 pm

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats, right behind their team's bench. After the game he asked how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it!", she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't see why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?".

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then the rest of the game all they screamed was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarter back!' I'm like...Hello? It's only 25 cents...."

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