Responsible Citizen

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk, post your joke of the day. And cheer up will ya!
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reno
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This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for a stroll around the marina.
I noticed a man with a long blade knife running down the dock towards me,
dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted "Allah be praised!” and "Death to all Infidels!,”
when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the explosives
he was carrying, and I knew that If he didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires a person
to get help to those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps. ++
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Love it!
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LOL!
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