At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?”
She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."
"Great," he said. "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch.”
Winning the Lottery
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Re: Winning the Lottery
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Lily, 1995 - 2009 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.