Winning the Lottery

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Winning the Lottery

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At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?”

She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."

"Great," he said. "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch.”
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HA!
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lol, lol ;)
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