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Winning the Lottery

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:21 pm
by Executioner
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?”

She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."

"Great," he said. "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch.”

Re: Winning the Lottery

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 3:03 pm
by Pugsley
HA!

Re: Winning the Lottery

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:50 pm
by darcy
lol, lol ;)