Walked into Wal Mart…
So…I’m at Wal Mart buying a bag of dog food for the dog. I’m in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food I thought!! So, being the smarty pants I can sometimes be, I told her No, I don’t have a dog. I’m starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time. I lost 50 lbs. before I woke up in Intensive Care, with tubes coming out of my orifices and IV’s in both arms. I told her that essentially it was a perfect diet…all you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and every time you get hungry, simply eat one or two. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I’m going to try it again. By now everyone in line was interested in this story. The lady then asked me if I ended up in ICU because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no…I stepped off a curb to smell a poodle’s butt and got hit by a car…
Shopping at Walmart
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Re: Shopping at Walmart
Lol!
Christians warn us about the anti-christ for 2,000 years, and when he shows up, they buy a bible from him.
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Re: Shopping at Walmart
Before grabbing your bag of dog food, you should have checked your attire.
Re: Shopping at Walmart
lol
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They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.