The Son of a bitch next door...

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reno
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The Son of a bitch next door...

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Getting older, as we do, and doing things we do as we get older, as we
do, I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night.

As I passed through the kitchen, I happened to look out through the
rear windows. I noticed a diaper-headed Muslim with a knife, sneaking
through my next door neighbor's backyard.

Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head
with a shovel, killing him instantly.

He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.

Astonished, I got back into bed.

Nanci said, "You're upset, what is it?"

“You'll never believe what I've just seen,” I said.

“That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel.” ::
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Re: The Son of a bitch next door...

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LOL, that would be me.
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