Female Quarters on Navy Ships

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reno
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Female Quarters on Navy Ships

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Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters

in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area.





Ship's New Female Quarters Regulations


Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters

in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.
While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised,

"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.
Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."


An the Admiral continued,

"Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"


At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship

stood up in the crowd and inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"


God bless the Marine Corps!

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Re: Female Quarters on Navy Ships

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lol ;)
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Re: Female Quarters on Navy Ships

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HA!! Love it!
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