and orders 5 shots of Tequila.
Bar tender starts pouring and the patron starts drinking
Bar tender, “Buddy you celebrating something?”
Patron: “Yep, celebrating my first BJ.”
Bartender: “Aw, I remember my first BJ with fond memories. Tell ya what, to help you celebrate I will buy ya a shot on the house.”
Patron: “Naw that’s alright. If five shots doesn’t get this taste out of my mouth nothing will.”
Guy walks into a bar...
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Re: Guy walks into a bar...
OOOW!! Wasn't expecting that one. That's funny AF