,,, not a F'ng thing
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:53 am
A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding. As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a concealed weapon permit. Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?” She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. I have a 45 automatic in the glove box. ”The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons. She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console. ”The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting? The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.” Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?” And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not a F*cking Thing." 